Mess in Heaven

"Go to the doorway

To check the new arrivals

Focus less on what they have to say

And confirm other close calls"

Says the Almighty ,

Resting on his soft bed amidst the feather.

"Sorry my lord "says his secretary

"Heaven website is hacked, forgive me father",

"Every spirit has to prove his talent

To get the hall pass",

Declared the Lord as he went

Back to his game of chess pass;

Back on the cloud

Someone was pulling Tagore's long beard

While Tansen started singing loud

As the crowd became mad,anger engulfed the guard.

Struggling with Mona Lisa

Heavily sighed da Vinci

As Galileo bragged about the tower of Pisa,

He got attacked by a bee;

'Coz the stone hit the hive

And he had to run a lot for life.

Newton stood on a metre tile

As he made a square around it

And faked himself as Pascal who hid behind a pile

And was playing hide and seek.

Gandhiji was mastering hockey

With the back of his stick

When it hit Alexander's grin, cocky

And made him sick

This is when Mother Teresa

Hopped around the Greek king with her stethoscope.

Meanwhile Archimedes shouted Eureka

Splashing his shampoo at the Pope,

Who burnt with raging fumes

And cursed him to death;

Michael Jackson stumbled over the dunes

Hearing Shakespeare learn the Macbeth,

And Ambani scared spilt his pocket

As Laden targeted the water gun at him

Elizabeth hereby enjoyed crocket

While watching the live comedy film.

Everybody went silent

As Hitler marched and trumpet played

Armstrong commented that his whisker was bent

And couldn't stop smiling as the crowd giggled

But Hitler stepped forward with pride

Proclaiming it to be the latest fashion,

Henry irritated went to ride

Hoping to find his lost Ford mansion.

Queen Victoria in her pinkish glory

Hopped onto the largest cloud

And told her conquest story

Covering herself with her red shroud;

Napoleon bumped into her

As his compass fell

And a football soaked in tar

Smashed it into pieces as he turned pale;

Now they're joined by a mad scientist

Sticking his tongue out

Alongside Darwin with a feast

Of roasted peas with a lot in his mouth,

Followed by Pythagoras intently

Finding hypotenuse of his pizza,

Meanwhile everyone stared keenly

As the Pharaoh rose from Giza

And Nehru let out a gasp

As a thorn got stuck in his finger

From the garden of roses and rasp

Where he was found to linger.

Dressed in a black gown

With garlands of broken skull

Entered Orisis with a frown

And his face looked gloomy and dull,

Who lined them up like a curly snake

And took their interviews with a shocked face

When Archimedes made a lake

As he forgot the drier from his case

And Picasso as focused on his art

Slipped on the puddle and cried in pain.

Einstein came giggling while measuring the speed of his dart

As it hit a rain cloud and got drenched in rain;

Next came Dickens writing a novel

And he shrieked in terror

As his bottle of ink fell

Right on Orisis making him look like a black deer,

Slowly slowly everyone came

Performing their amusing talent

And put each other to blame

For covering Heaven in paint.

Right when Orisis was about to turn his back

He saw Steve Jobs lean on a square wall

Angry and frustrated he pumped his six pack

And hovered over Steve who was answering a call ;

Laughing like a maniac

He could hardly stand still

Who was later found to do the website hack;

And punished to pay a million dollar bill.